I cant believe that right now santa’s elves are making me a dildo. I love christmas
jjiversen
WHY IS THAT A WOOD DILDO
asher-haunts
because wood dildos are things that exist.
jjiversen
YES BUT WOOD DILDOS ARE NOT GOOD DILDOS. THAT WOULD HURT
asher-haunts
they’re coated in a finish so they’re smooth. no one is shoving a toothpick in their ass
